Why? For what? I mean I guess it’s not the biggest stretch to imagine a Tex-Mex spot serving breakfast because eggs taste good any ole’ kinda way, but Taco Bell? It can’t possibly taste good. And what’s even more impossible is it having any nutritional value.
Before I get too carried away with this rant let me just say that I love me some McDonald’s breakfast. I can pretty much eat anything on the breakfast menu and feel like my day has been made. I don’t eat it very often because it too may lead to sudden heart failure or weight gain in the most ungodly places (you ever start gaining weight on your elbows? That’s McDonalds!) But I risk my life and sacrifice my body for deliciousness.
I can’t, however, risk my life for dishwater – for certainly this is what Taco Bell’s breakfast tastes like. In five years (if it makes it that long) when breakfast at Taco Bell is not as shocking or confusing, I may think differently about it. Until then, I can’t.
Oh and have you seen the Ronald McDonald commercial Taco Bell has out? I KNOW they did not think they could come for the mighty golden arches. Cease and desist, Taco Bell. At once! McDonalds is hardly concerned though. They tweeted a picture of the real Ronald McDonald bending down and petting that Taco Bell dog that used to be cool and said that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Good thing I don’t work in marketing at McDonalds. I would’ve tweeted a picture of myself giving Taco Bell the side eye with a caption that said, “Sit yo azz down.”
Ok ok this is enough. I’m supposed to be writing about more important things and also not illustrating for the world how much I think about fast food. Forget you even read this from me.