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The Shermanator

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Didn’t even know this dude until last week when he did the interview heard ‘round the world with Erin Andrews.  I watched the interview, read a few articles about it, read Sherman’s responses via Twitter and subsequent interviews, and read some good, bad, and indifferent comments people have made.

And all I’m thinking is:

Who is he?

Dang dude, you ain’t mad is it?

Why is he talking so loud? Is she holding a pretend mic? Is it invisible to him?

Don’t be flinching like you scared, Erin! That’s why you’re down there on the field right after the dude just finished the game. You asked for it.

Na, I probably would’ve flinched too, girl.

He is mad as hell! *chuckles*

But seriously, why is he talking so loud? F*** the mic huh Sherman?

Mmmmm, I think he’s going to fight that Crabtree dude.

Crabtree better get in a huddle and stay there.

Crabtree. Crab. Tree. *giggles* Gotta be cute to pull off a name like that.

*does Google search* He’s black? With a name like Crabtree? This man has probably heard every single joke that could ever be made in the history of jokes about a crab and tree that fell in love and made him, a crabtree.

He aight. Not super cute but I could hook him up with one of my friends. Looks like Esha’s type.

Sherman went to Standford? Is Standford in Connecticut?

*does Google search* Dang, it’s in California . . . and spelled Stanford. See, that’s why I never would’ve made it at an Ivy League. I don’t even know where they are.

Ummmmm are these people serious with the comments and Tweets?

I cussed out my (just boy friend) boyfriend yesterday and said wayyyy worse things.

So I guess I’m a thug too.

Oh and obviously I’m a “typical n*****” too.

I should tweet more.

Dude, who follows people on Twitter who use the n-word like that? Like for realz, how do you have any followers when you’re a racist, hateful, nasty person?

See that’s why I can’t bring kids into this world . . .

Na, I’m lying. It’s because I’m not married yet.

I wonder if anybody thinks I’m racist.

*scrolls back through history of tweets* Na, I’m not racist. Lame though. I gotta step this tweet game all the way up in twenty-fourteen.

Ok ok, I guess Sherman could’ve shown more sportsmanship. Yeah, I agree with that. Everybody can’t be going around screaming their heads off like they don’t have a mic even if they did just make the play of their lives.

He just needed a minute to calm down. He felt disrespected! Human nature.

I should get some Beats by Dre.

Dre is fine too. Definitely could’ve been my secret baby daddy.

I’m hungry.

Is my milk expired? I want some cereal.

Over it.

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I'm Mariah. Jesus is my homie. I live in (and was raised in) the south. I am, as often as possible, actively grateful for my family because I understand their life giving power. Really dislike melodramatics. Really love reading and writing so much so that I aspire to be an author. What else?

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